While it's unfortunate that we have had yet another death on our roads, how do the Police intend to curb our horrendous road toll when they have no credibility? In the last week, on four occasions I witnessed marked police cars, without emergency lights activated, displaying absolutely atrocious behavior on our roads. I lodged a complaint against one officer about this.

1. The coffee is shit.
2. The food is terrible.
3. The lecturers think they're god when really they're crap.
4. 90% of what you learn at uni, nobody cares about (think: xtUML)
5. Uni thinks it takes priority over everything.
6. Exams have been proven to be a poor form of assessment (take a look at the ACT college system, for example).
7. Too many people. And they're all cocks.
8. It smells foul.
9. Customer service all over the university is consistently poor.

Well, the Stanhope Government has passed yet another pointless bill, which requires them to waste more of your taxpayer dollars on stupid initiatives.

What do I refer to? Another hippy labour "save the trees" initiative: The Tree Protection Act (media release).

So i was listening to the radio the other day and they were doing a segment where you had to call up and say why you were wrong for your job. This girl called in and said "I'm a checkout chick and I'm wrong for my job coz I hate people especially all my customers."
And I thought: "So? If I had the opportunity I'd commit mass murder everytime I went into work. There are two main reasons for this:
1. They're all fucktards (see below).
2. I could bludge and drink free coffee for four hours.

Recently, InTACT's "Web Team" (as we were so lovingly known) moved between two sections. It's the result of a shuffle around where you basically did the same thing, just for a different boss (how very Public Service - look at the Department of Education & Training, formerly Department of Education, Youth and Family Services, formerly... you get the idea). Anyhow, the "web team" moved from "Solutions Delivery" to "Service Delivery"

Otherwise known as:
The Magical Quest for the Seven Deadly Signatures of Doom

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The following Email was sent to Brian Morris, Managing Director of Netspeed on 22/07/2005, at 3:30 PM:

Brian,

I am writing to you, again, about the unacceptable service I have received in relation to your Satellite Internet offering.

On the First of July, my satellite connection stopped working. At this time, I was restricted to dialup speeds. I left the issue for a few days, assuming you would fix the issue soon.

Well those of you who know me know that I prefer the second option: flight. As such, when I haven't handed something in at uni, or there's someone annoyed at me, I generally curl into a little ball in my room and hope it goes away. (As an aside, I know my room is safe because I am camouflaged by all my clothes on the floor- no-one can spot me!!!) Well, unfortunately, I have a few hangovers from last term- lecturers who want to speak to me (argh...) etc. One particular gent, whom I fear the most, has the unsavoury habit of eating lunch in the same place I do, and at around the same time.