1. The coffee is shit.
2. The food is terrible.
3. The lecturers think they're god when really they're crap.
4. 90% of what you learn at uni, nobody cares about (think: xtUML)
5. Uni thinks it takes priority over everything.
6. Exams have been proven to be a poor form of assessment (take a look at the ACT college system, for example).
7. Too many people. And they're all cocks.
8. It smells foul.
9. Customer service all over the university is consistently poor.
10. Four years for a piece of paper feels like an awful waste of four years.