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well... at least they're up front about it... But staff?

So, at lunch today we had a conversation about math tutoring (yes- we are a little sad), because at some stage or another, we'd all tried it, with varying degrees of success. Now, usually, this conversation would have disappeared from my brain like so many other pieces of non-essential information (eg. that guy's name from the weekend....), except for the fact that, as I sit here now, in the maths lab, someone behind me is tutoring a dumb first year.
It's funny just listening to the tutor
-he is speaking reeeeeaaaaalllllllyyyy ssslllllooooowwwwllllyyyy

So I'm in the maths lab doing a few of my seemingly endless assignments. This is not as bad as it sounds (despite my endless complaining), except for one thing: one of the other people in the lab is stupid. Let me elaborate. Now, you all know how headphones work don't you? You plug them in and then you can listen to your crappy synth/faux-latin/whiny muzak and no-one else will murder you. Easy. Unfortunately this girl here, doing her maths homework is SO smart that she doesn't know this. She's managed to make it come out of the computer speakers. And she's WEARING HER HEADPHONES. Fuckwit.

so... apparantly some dude found a finger in his ice cream. In America, of course, but damn.

"I thought it was candy because they put candy in your ice cream ... to make it a treat. So I said, 'OK, well, I'll just put it in my mouth and get the ice cream off of it and see what it is.'"

here's the whole article...

Why do bad things always happen in infinities?
Example: Today.

PERSON required to pick up glasses in busy Nightclub. Must be reliable and energetic. Apply in person at Shooters in East Row tonight between 8-10pm.

JOBS : POSITIONS VACANT
25/05/2005

BIKINI MODELS, for waiting in Tavern, in Mitchell, must be over 18yrs. Good pay. Ph Debbie, 61621129.

It comes as no surprise to me that there has been yet another accident on the Tuggeranong Parkway involving multiple cars. Every morning I travel on this road, and am surprised that there are not more accidents, or even fatalities on this major road.

That's what it says on the back of my work shirt. I HATE it. And then today, in my break, some prick says "It says it on the back of your shirt, would you like a coffee with that." FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. I know it says that. I hate that it says that. I am filled with bitterness and rage as I put it on each and every morning, because I know the words that will be branded on my back until I get home and change it. Bah. I really don't care wether or not you want a bloody coffee.