So I'm in the maths lab doing a few of my seemingly endless assignments. This is not as bad as it sounds (despite my endless complaining), except for one thing: one of the other people in the lab is stupid. Let me elaborate. Now, you all know how headphones work don't you? You plug them in and then you can listen to your crappy synth/faux-latin/whiny muzak and no-one else will murder you. Easy. Unfortunately this girl here, doing her maths homework is SO smart that she doesn't know this. She's managed to make it come out of the computer speakers. And she's WEARING HER HEADPHONES. Fuckwit. And I have to endure her crappy music. I really don't understand how she hasn't stabbed herself in the eardrums yet- it is that terrible.
UPDATE
So she finally realised and bleated out "Oooohhh I'm soooorrry... I'm sooooo soorrry I didn't realise..... I'm a fucking retard......" Idiot.