(1) They spend twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate".

(2) They put lipstick on their forehead because they wanted to make-up their mind.

(3) They get stabbed in a shoot-out.

(4) They send a fax with a stamp on it.

(5) They try to drown a fish.

(6) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.

(7) They trip over a cordless phone.

(8) They take a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

Ohh don't I feel special!
I got the first one! I got the first one!

... now that I come to think of it..
Of course I did.. I made the damn thing.

Okay, lets just hope you guys out there use it now!!

To help all of us out, this thread is related to the ANU COMP1120 Assignment #3.

I've put together two test cases for the 'test_drive' program.

The format is this:
1. Description of what it tests
2. The command line
3. Explanation of the command line
4. Description of the boat's motion
5. Final co-ordinates and heading (obtained with 'p' command).

Here goes...
1.
Testing the 'Turn' command.
Command line:
T 180 0.5 0.5
(Turn 180 degrees, with 0.5 rudder and 0.5 throttle)

Wednesday 21st May, 2003.
Dear Diary,
(and all you perves on realmtech who wanna read my diary)

Recipe For Skankiness (with a whiff of whore):

1. If you want to be a skank, keep tabs on all the girls nemesis is attracted to - they are sure to be skanks. Observe and copy them. They should become your Bible.

2. First clothing: Little-to-none. White pants that show your crack and anything that creates those little rolls of fat over the waistband is PERFECT! On the top - no bra and a little patch of cloth (preferably hot pink with sparkles) taped on with double sided tape.

3. Hair - Blonde. Black roots if possible on short notice...

My fellow uber geeks, I present to you: the return of daftspunk - graphic chemistry.

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It's been a few months, but I have finally climbed off my ass and spruced up a few images to make a Graphic Design showcase of work.

This is just the beginning, stay tuned.

Little kids often have people getting their sex mixed up. For example lots of little girls with short haircuts get called 'he' by unsuspecting adults who get confused. I know that some of these kids get upset when this happens.

When I was little Mum used to strain a ponytail out of my short hair and tie a pink ribbon in it to avoid this problem. Generally as we get older our sex becomes more obvious so this problem is avoided, but still, every now and again we come across individuals about whom we're not quite sure.

Well it looks like realmtech is here to stay, so lets help pete make the site even better by giving him tips to improve it.

Here are some I prepared earlyer:

- Fix the dates on the articles on the main page (eg so they read: Saturday 12th April 2003)
- Add emotions so :) is a smiley pic
- When you login it goes back to the page you were on and not just display 'logon sucessful'
- Online Chat?
- Picture Gallery

You want fries with that?

How are these web sites paying their bills? Do you think web sites you visit make a profit? The only sites I assume make a profit are the large companies selling products and services and were making a profit before they started selling online.

Web banners dont seem to have an effect anymore, my eyes have learnt to ignore them like the visual noise billboards and signs cause on our roads.