(1) They spend twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate".
(2) They put lipstick on their forehead because they wanted to make-up their mind.
(3) They get stabbed in a shoot-out.
(4) They send a fax with a stamp on it.
(5) They try to drown a fish.
(6) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
(7) They trip over a cordless phone.
(8) They take a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.
(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", they put "Sagittarius".
(10) They take 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
(11) They invent a solar powered flashlight.
(12) They heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so they move.
(13)They miss the No. 14 Bus, and take the 7 twice instead.
(14) They took you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and they turned around and went home.
(15) They got locked in a furniture shop but slept on the floor.
(16) They spent time reading thru the above 15 points and analyzing if they are an idiot!!!
Hehehehe :D
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Hehe number 5 relates to alpha quite well...
Just in case you missed it,
(5) They try to drown a fish.
..*looks at alpha* yes you :P
Oh, and in response to number 11: it's already been done.. Except it doesnt run *solely* on solar power.. It has a batter that gets charged by a solar panel and stores the charge... But it's still a solar flashlight!
Deep in the horrible and tormented memories i have, all of those seemed to have cropped up along time ago...back in the ages when I wasn't a g33k but a rebel that threw stones at other kids, and had fist fights/ 'gang wars' in the 'out of bounds' areas of the school...dangerous days they were...somewhere back in years 1-3 along with the 'you are sex teh beast' jokes. we couldn't say beastiality back then...so we called it, 'you are sex teh beast' and all the girls would have hissy fits, scream and collapse in a blubbering pile of tears on the playground...we were mean people...mean mean mean...but nothing has changed. I just don't go around hurling stones at anyone...just the ugly people.