I think a couple (okay, maybe most) of the realmtech.net'ers have an unhealthy animal fettish.I mean, have you seen the 404 page? "Bad monkey".Then there's Husk eating cat food, spunky spanking the monkey while listening to 'Meow Mix'.Perhaps in this world of utter insanity, animalism (not cannibalism) prevails...This article of course will be deleted when the site is working and all (I mean, it's things like this that scare children away from signing up, isn't it .... or is it?)You have an article worth reading? (we're getting desperate here as you can see)...

Don't spank the monkey too hard tonight laidies. Sometimes the monkey likes to bite back. When it does, you will bleed. A valuable lesson has been learnt.Please delete this post when you have finished making your site, Peter... baby.

Okay peoples, realmtech.net is back up & open for business (to speak metaphorically).Half (okay, all) the functions won't work yet, I'm working on it, bear with me!As more functions come online, they'll turn white (on the left & right bars).Okay here's the deal: when realmtech.net actually works (i.e. I get login routines written, etc), we need article writers (so its not boring).Also need a graphic designer. Pretty colours and tables can only take you so far...Until then, enjoy!!