Yes, weve been surfing the tidal heat wave of vegas. Hot and saucey 24 hours a day.

It gets up to 42c during the day, and down to about 32c at night. Weve been to some of the wildest bars, i've ever seen, and done some other crazy shit. The places are all themed and my favourite would have to be new york ney york.
It has a really mad roller coaster called the manhatten express and the cyodee ugly bar (subject to spell check).

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It
was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,
couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
and refused to apologize when wrong.

Yes, lovely LA. Smog from here to the mountains, holywood, bevely hills, and everything else.

We got here about 2 days ago, and in celcius, its about 42c during the day. The traffic is really bad here, and the free ways have 'super changes' to allow all the traffic to merge...Its still slow.

We went on the holywood and downtown LA night tour last night, it was kool, novelty highlight :: the shop wynona ryder got busted shop lifting in.

We saw all the famous holywood spots, the walk of fame, and the chinse theatre with the hand prints in the concrete...

Yes, i'm afraid its true. Were leaving to go back to LA in the morning. It's been fun.

We've been kind of lucky, the person who i'm travelling with, has friends in San Francisco, which is kool, cos she takes us everywhere which is fun.

We went out to the 'East Side' last night with the san fran chick and her local friends to some of the local clubs. San Francisco has a really fucked up rule that says that the bars all have to close @ 2am, but they close earlyer, and we all got booted out of the club @ like 1:30am.

I, in my liking for nemesis have taken it upon myself to try and boost the traffic to his website. This is however will not nessecarily increase the number of people who are on his forum etc...but rather it will increase the number of hits he recieves (hopefully) and take up all his bandwidth, so then he is fucked. Well...that last bit, I don't want.

Anyway! On with the show...

Heyas.

Well, we wemt as saw the all famouse, sing and dancing alcatraz today, we saw the golden gate bridge, and ... ah the san fran cable cars. We got a guided tour from this san fran chick, (no).

This place has been fun. Were starting to understand the culture here, and its been a big diff from australia. We got dumped into the worst place in sanfran were most of the shootings occur, and where havin a ball.

Aeii, I got to san fran. This place is a little nasty. There was a shooting on the street next to us yesterday, and there are bums all over the place begging for money. The town always rings with the sound of fire engines and cop cars (Exact look alike from police academy).

We found a club that plays ganster rap n stuff like that. The whole place was bout 95% black dudes. The other place we went, was to a regee bar, and the place was pretty dimmly lit, and it reaked of Pot.

Aeiii, long plane flight. Canb-> LA. I'm
at the LA Demestic airport waiting another hour or
so for my transfer to sanfrancisco.

The security was so tight. We had to almost get
naked going through security. and everything
was screen so many times it was nutz.

Ai, on the way here, I was sitting 2 seats
back from the wing and a lightening bolt
hit the wing and made a massive bang and
a huge flash, and the whole plane started
screaming (the people on it).

No probs tho, we got here.

Heyas, i'm @ the NZ airport in auckland, gotta wait
for 3 hours to get to LA.

Plane was boring, thank god fo ripped mp3's

Bye

-mase

I'm gonna let you in on a few little secrets...

If you have food anywhere on your person and happen to pass someone from Fenner Hall on the street you are liable to end up looking like a man wearing a meat suit in the jungle...

If you want a cheap rent-a-crowd for a party, put up a sign with 'free food' and you'll have at least 500 Fennerites at your door in thirty seconds (40 if you live in Queanbeyan)