watch out boyz.....

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It
was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,
couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

Comments

Submitted by alpha on Tue 08/07/2003 - 23:33

watch it...

at least i can drive better than nemesis

(and I know that aint saying much...)

Submitted by nemesis on Tue 08/07/2003 - 23:37

Well I haven't seen you drive yet have I alpha?

(and no, that was not an invitation for you to drive my car :P.. nice try :P)

Submitted by alpha on Thu 10/07/2003 - 15:04

nemesis, even if you wanted me to drive your car i wouldn't coz damn i suck so hard it aint funny, hence the 'can still drive better than nemesis' comment :D

hehe

please don't hurt me... :(

Submitted by nemesis on Sat 12/07/2003 - 12:35

Not called for! Im not a bad driver... just a psycho one :P

There's a fine distinction!

.. Besides, from what I've heard, you like pain ;) I woulda thought you'd be asking more along the lines of "oh hurt me!" hehe

Submitted by alpha on Tue 15/07/2003 - 12:22

check your sources dear

causing pain maybe

recieving, never

:D