Food Glorious Food

I'm gonna let you in on a few little secrets...

If you have food anywhere on your person and happen to pass someone from Fenner Hall on the street you are liable to end up looking like a man wearing a meat suit in the jungle...

If you want a cheap rent-a-crowd for a party, put up a sign with 'free food' and you'll have at least 500 Fennerites at your door in thirty seconds (40 if you live in Queanbeyan)

Yes, that's right people, this is the curse of the self-catered college (especially during exam period.) SO, what can we do about this? Well the uni is going to start a food fund where you can bring any food you don't feel you need and give it to the needy people at Fenner Hall... Make sure it's out of date by at least a year and that it is sure to kill anyone who smells it. Afterall, we ARE facing an accomodation crisis and need more spaces for bums who live in canberra, own cars and STILL apply for places in colleges to escape stifling home situations (where - heaven forbid - someone else does you washing, your cooking AND pays the bills.) Like, REALLY, what is going on here people...

I end on this note:

'Give me food please, i live at a self catered college :('
*reads the sign around her neck*

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