To all those who've said, past or present, that PHP sucks, I give you....:
fck mod perl
Although aimed at perl scripters, suck it down ASP/CFML'ers :)
ASP/CFML'ers :)
Comments
Pete, You mad cunt, That blonde, oh man.
Need i say more?
Peace.
Zero`.
Firstly, Pete, seeing as you put realmtech.net as my homepage you could at least have the courtesy of refraining from posting porn that comes up every time I open IE on my computer (while my parents are in the room!) They probably now think I have some porn site as my homepage!
Secondly, Timmytron has a point... Nerdville and Pornville should be kept apart... think of the consequences! What do you think guys would do if they opened their Playboy magazine to see a closeup of some scrawny nerd with three balls in plain view (don't worry - one belongs to his mouse)?
Finally, *sigh* I won't even bother
Aww come on, that's not porn! Thats nowhere near porn!!
Only an absolute geek could get off to that... I pity anyone who could...
*shakes head*
not porn
but hey, i'm a girl...
:P i'm not gonna get off on it either way
Looks like you're pitying a few people here!
Zero:
Pete, You mad cunt, That blonde, oh man.
Need i say more?
timmytron:
but nice to watch for the time being ^_^
well maybe timmytron wasn't getting off, but it's a close call
Come on baby come to bed, I've got some new widgets!
'Sorry pete, not until I've finished debugging this function'
She wouldnt be sucking on a sugary lollypop if she had to sit down infront of a computer for 8 hours coding (assuming that is a lollypop?). Sugar and staying still dont mix.
And coding a logic machine would also mean she'd have to think logically. If she did, I think she'd dress a bit more logically and not wear such an oversized belt for such small shorts.
creativity doesnt always mix with logic
PS: doesnt mean she isnt hot :P
Shorts?? I thought it was a really short skirt... *looks again* .. Hmm I could see how they could be mistaken for shorts...
Speaking of realistically..
"C'mon TC come look at some porn with me!"
"Sorry darlz, not till i've finished haxx0ring this cisco router"
hehe :)
hehe, you're just jealous because she's hotter than you :)
and pete, there'll be no pitying kthx, u lesbian you :D
Peace.
Zero`.
Well, YOU obviously havn't seen Wuji in a short skirt :P
Just because you HAVE php, doesn't mean you've done anything good with it...
~Geoff
don't be alarmed, its just the neighborhood alien come to tell you to make the website better 0_o
Comments
Pete, You mad cunt, That blonde, oh man.
Need i say more?
Peace.
Zero`.
Firstly, Pete, seeing as you put realmtech.net as my homepage you could at least have the courtesy of refraining from posting porn that comes up every time I open IE on my computer (while my parents are in the room!) They probably now think I have some porn site as my homepage!
Secondly, Timmytron has a point... Nerdville and Pornville should be kept apart... think of the consequences! What do you think guys would do if they opened their Playboy magazine to see a closeup of some scrawny nerd with three balls in plain view (don't worry - one belongs to his mouse)?
Finally, *sigh* I won't even bother
Aww come on, that's not porn! Thats nowhere near porn!!
Only an absolute geek could get off to that... I pity anyone who could...
*shakes head*
not porn
but hey, i'm a girl...
:P i'm not gonna get off on it either way
Looks like you're pitying a few people here!
Zero:
Pete, You mad cunt, That blonde, oh man.
Need i say more?
timmytron:
but nice to watch for the time being ^_^
well maybe timmytron wasn't getting off, but it's a close call
Come on baby come to bed, I've got some new widgets!
'Sorry pete, not until I've finished debugging this function'
She wouldnt be sucking on a sugary lollypop if she had to sit down infront of a computer for 8 hours coding (assuming that is a lollypop?). Sugar and staying still dont mix.
And coding a logic machine would also mean she'd have to think logically. If she did, I think she'd dress a bit more logically and not wear such an oversized belt for such small shorts.
creativity doesnt always mix with logic
PS: doesnt mean she isnt hot :P
Shorts?? I thought it was a really short skirt... *looks again* .. Hmm I could see how they could be mistaken for shorts...
Speaking of realistically..
"C'mon TC come look at some porn with me!"
"Sorry darlz, not till i've finished haxx0ring this cisco router"
hehe :)
hehe, you're just jealous because she's hotter than you :)
and pete, there'll be no pitying kthx, u lesbian you :D
Peace.
Zero`.
Well, YOU obviously havn't seen Wuji in a short skirt :P
Just because you HAVE php, doesn't mean you've done anything good with it...
~Geoff
don't be alarmed, its just the neighborhood alien come to tell you to make the website better 0_o