That's right kiddies no longer do you need to wait till your 18 before you can get yourself a pleasure device. Just go and beg you parents for a mobile phone, to give a whole new meaning to the words 'phone sex'. I mean the phone companies around here should really be ashamed of themselves.... do you really think that the vibrating option is for discreet phone use? No I'm sorry, I don't buy it! The whole reason they made the option to put your mobile on 'silent' is probably so that you don't have to hear the latest annoying ringtone you added, while your trying to concentrate on your phones pulses and vibrations between your legs! But please be aware that insertion is not recommended, unless you don't mind the embarassment of going to your local hospital and announcing to the emergency room that you have a phone stuck inside you! So just keep your phone in your pants, and wait for your next call! Just pray it's not your mum!
Hehehe! ;)
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I coulda have sworn u were already 18 nikki, so just post up your number so people can get u to buy them stuff :P
Nikki, That bit of writing was interesting, is that what you use it for? That's abit rude :O
I'll remember to keep pranking you, So you have a good day :)
I'll just try not to make it in the middle of some big school oral or something ;D
Anyway.
Cya! :)